There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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