I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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