i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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