Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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