she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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