D3 body, D1 cock
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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