best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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