Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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