Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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