wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i barfeds in our rink
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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