Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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