Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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