There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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