I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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