Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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