Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
