Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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