votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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