Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
