i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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