we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
