I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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