I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
