hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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