Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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