no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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