yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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