So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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