is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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