Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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