I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
