No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He shit in the fireplace
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
