drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
