Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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