Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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