At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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