Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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