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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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