I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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