Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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