Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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