I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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