its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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