You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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