I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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