May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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