Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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