My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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