You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i think my cat just said my name.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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