She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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