Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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