ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
please come you make the beer taste better
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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